1) Joke: If you're afraid of jumping with parachute, no worries! Jump without one. 2) Joke: She was at the water closet and said: "I got 2 stripes!". Her husband said: "Don't worry, I have also bad signal in the toilet". 3) Joke: Never laugh at gipsy riding a bicycle... it may be your bicycle. 4) Joke: Hi, how are you? "I'm good. I'm going to have a vacation". Will you go to have a rest or with your wife? 5) Joke: In such a weather I don't really like to work... In what weather? In any... 6) Riddle: the one with claws, but not a bird. Flies down and says cussing words. 7) Joke: Daddy where are my blue pills, did you see them? No, but we have bigger problem... Which one? There is a dragon on the kitchen. 8) Joke: It’s sad that nothing is made in America anymore. I just bought a new TV. It said “Built in antenna”. I don’t even know where that is! 9) Joke: Why did the American bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house! 10) Riddle: What has to be broken before you can use it? 11) Riddle: What month of the year has 28 days? 12) Riddle: I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. Who am I? 13) Riddle: What goes up and down but doesn’t move? 14) Riddle: It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?

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