I don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck!, I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap...including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed, "Guys! I'm eating junk and watching rubbish. You better come out and stop me!", "This is ridiculous. Only a wimp would be hiding under a bed. And I can't be a wimp. I'm the man of the house.", Harry, it's our calling card! All the great ones leave their marks. We're the wet bandits!, Five families've gone on one block alone. All the houses are with nobody home, "Merry Christmas little fella. We know that you're in there and that you're all alone, This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone.", You can get beat up for wearing something like that. Yeah, I had a friend who got nailed because there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas..., I went shopping yesterday... I got milk, eggs, and fabric softener., Kevin is not here., I believe you but my tommy gun don't, Don't gimme that. You've been smooching with everybody, "There's nobody dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve." "Oh, Yes there is.", "I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas, "Two scoops, sir?" "Two? Make it three, I'm not driving".

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