1) What would Casper be if he wrote a story? a) the invisible man b) a ghost writer c) fictitious 2) Why is a ghoul such a messy eater? Because he a) never wipes his face b) misses the point c) is always a goblin d) chews with his mouth open 3) What do you call a teenage ghost wearing a really ragged sheet? a) a holey terror b) a fashion phantom c) a lost soul d) an undercover agent 4) Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? a) He flew off too soon afterwards b) He had low blood sugar c) He had a steak sandwich d) He ate every drop. 5) Who did Frankenstein take to the dance? a) His blood brother b) His best bat c) His ghoul friend d) Nobody 6) What is a mummy's favorite type of music? a) rock n' roll b) classical c) wrap d) jazz 7) Why don't witches ride their brooms when they are angry? a) They lose all sense of direction b) They don't want to use their last straw c) They are afraid of flying off the handle. d) They would rather sit and stew. 8) Why did Count Dracula go to the doctor? a) His blood was low b) He was coffin a lot. c) He wanted to see the new-fangled waiting room. d) He wanted to hear the tooth. 9) What instrument did the skeleton play in his high school band? a) a trombone b) drum sticks c) a clarinet d) a trumpet 10) Why do witches think they are funny? a) Every time they look in a mirror, it cracks up b) They make people scream. c) They laugh a lot. d) They don't really dress like that. 11) Where do baby ghosts go while their parents are at work? a) to a swimming ghoul, where they learn to float. b) to boo school c) to an ice scream parlor d) to a dayscare center 12) Why did the monster eat a light bulb? a) He was tired of being in the dark. b) He couldn't find a candle. c) He wanted a light snack. d) He liked crunchy snacks. 13) Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? a) He couldn't get a green light. b) He had no reason to go. c) He didn't have the guts to do it. d) He didn't stand a chance. 14) What is a witch's favorite subject? a) reading b) writing c) math d) spelling 15) Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? a) It lifts their spirits. b) It takes them to new heights. c) It takes their breath away. 16) Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? a) He turned a deaf ear. b) He couldn't stand the music. c) He had no body to dance with. d) He arrived late. 17) Why don't mummies take vacations? a) They are afraid they will unwind. b) They don't like to travel. c) They would rather stay home an look after the children. d) They don't work in the first place. 18) What do you call two spiders who just got married? a) leggies b) newlywebs c) black widows d) spinners 19) What do witches use to control their hair? a) scare spray b) spider nets c) big hats d) honey combs

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