Why did the denim go to see the tailor? To get distressed!, Why did the banana put on suntan lotion? He didn't want to peel!, Why did the garment refuse to go to the party? It didn't have a suit-able outfit to wear!, Why did the hard-wearing backpack get hired for the job? It had a lot of experience carrying heavy loads and could be relied on to get the job done., Why did the suntan lotion go to school? To learn how to stop seeing each other with harmful UV rays!, Why did the fabric go to therapy? Because it had some serious wrinkles to work out., Why did the brightly-coloured shirt get a promotion? Because it stood out from the crowd., Why did the wardrobe break up with the chest of drawers? Because it was tired of being in a committed relationship.,

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