Teacher: You should have been here at 9 o'clock - Student: Why, what happened?, Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? - The breaststroke, I think, sir., Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention - Student: I'm paying as little as I can., Doctor, doctor, will you help me out? - Certainly, which way did you come in?, What was the tortoise doing on the morotway? - About ten metres an hour., What did the traffic lights say to the car? - Don't look now. I am changing!, What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? - Finding half a worm., Do you know that it takes three sheep to make a sweater? - Really? I didn't even know they could knit., Do people fall off the Empire State Building often? - No, only once.,

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