How can you save money on Valentine's gifts? - Become single., What Valentine's message can you find in a honeycomb? - "Bee mine.", Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? - Because it's all heart., What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? - "I'm stuck on you!", What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine’s Day? - Cauliflowers!, What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time? - ChocoLATE., How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? - It gave her a ring!, What did one volcano say to the other? - "I lava you.", Who always has a date on Valentine's Day? - A calendar., What did the paper clip say to the magnet? - I find you very attractive., What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert? - Chocolate mousse., What do you say to an octopus on Valentine’s Day? - I want to hold your hand, hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,

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