What did one snowman say to the other snowman - Can you smell carrot?, What do you call an old snowman? - Water, What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? - The letter D, What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? - Santa Pause, How does a snowman lose weight? - He waits for the weather to get summer, What often falls at North Pole but never gets hurt? - Snow, What do monkeys sing at Christmas? - Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells, What goest: now you see me, now you don't? - A snowman on zebra crossing, Which Christmas carol do parents like best? - Silent Night, What's white and goes up? - A confused snowflake, What do you call who are afraid of Santa Clause? - Claustrophobic,

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