What kind of key should you always take to a haunted house? - A 'skeleton' key, What kind of streets do zombies like? - Dead ends, What was the witch's favourite subject in school? - Spell - ing, What did the pharaoh say when he got lost? - I want my mummy, Why didn't the ghost go to the party? - Because he had no 'body' to go with., What does a vampire fear most? - Tooth decay, What do you call a monster chasing a train full of people? - Hungry, Why do witches use brooms to fly? - Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy., What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? - It's a pain in the neck, What does a ghost have for dessert? - I-scream, What do monsters call human beings? - Breakfast, lunch and dinner,

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